Do you ever have these days?

There are days I wish I had my katana at the office rather than decorating my wall at home. Yes, I know how to use it. (Thank you Greg & Iwakabe Sensei.)

On days like today, I wish I were Lucy Liu in this wonderful scene in Kill Bill.

Unfortunately, modern management techniques require "winning" the enemy over to one's side. 

Some days I wish for simpler times.